Hi!  This is your favorite fish, or at least Kevin's favorite fish (except for grilled salmon)--Clyde the goldfish.

Here are some samples of my famous ichthyological wisdumb:

• If you are looking for wisdom from a fish, you are in big trouble, buddy!
  
  

• A sea gull flying overhead is good luck.  Just don't look up!
  
  
• Clyde's Corollary to Murphy's Law:  If everything that can go wrong in Kevin's life does, what's that to ME?
  
  

• Life is a bowl of water.
  
  

• So what's wrong with going through life with only a brainstem?
  
  

• Bottomdwellers suck mud.
  
  

• So how come I never get a twist of lime in MY water?
  
  

• From my mother:  If all your friends were jumping out of the lake, would you want to do that, too?
  
  
• Another one from mom: Don't forget not to breathe!
  
  

• WWBD?  (What Would the Buddha Do?)
  
  
• If there's one thing I can't tolerate, it's intolerance!
  
  

• Shit doesn't just happen!  (it's very complicated; just ask a physiology student!)
  
  
• Everybody knows at least ten useful things I don't know and can do at least ten useful things that I can't do.  So therefore, I can learn something wonderful from EVERYONE.
  
  
• There's something fishy going on around here!
  
  
• I like to swim just for the halibut.

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This page was last edited on 04/01/07.