St. Kevin loved animals and
was known for his kindness toward them
Kevin Patton loves animals and has been recognized for his work in
conservation and animal welfare
This can't be
a mere coincidence!
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St. Kevin was a very learned
man and was a great teacher
Kevin Patton went to school a heck of a long time and loves teaching
Pretty spooky,
eh?
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Look at the icon of St. Kevin
and notice the butt-like forehead
Kevin Patton has been known to many as a butt-head for decades
Can you
believe this?
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Again looking at the icon, St.
Kevin has a halo
The photo of Kevin Patton has a distinct aura around the head also
This CAN'T be
coincidental!
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In the icon, St. Kevin is
holding up two fingers, the Cub Scout sign
Kevin Patton was a Cub Scout
Yikes! this is incredible!
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In the icon, St. Kevin is
holding a book
Kevin Patton has read several books
Whoa!
Are we in the Twilight Zone?
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St. Kevin wore a beard
Kevin Patton has worn a beard for most of his adult life
Do YOU believe
in reincarnation?
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St. Kevin was reported to have
lived to the age of 120
Kevin Patton expects to live to be over 100 also
This is FOR
REAL, can you believe it?
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St. Kevin lived and taught
next to two lakes
Kevin teaches at SCC campus, which has a master plan calling for
two lakes.
Divine
intervention, or what? |
One of the lakes in St.
Kevin's glen had a sea monster in it who ate people, but not St. Kevin
Kevin Patton has never been eaten by a water monster
This is
absolutely true, folks!
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St. Kevin once had a bird
build a nest in his hand, lay eggs, and raise her young there
Kevin Patton once had a bird land in his hand and poop there
This really is
getting scary, isn't it? |
Once during a drought, St.
Kevin and his monks ate salmon brought by an otter
Kevin Patton loves to eat smoked salmon
Amazing, isn't
it?!
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St. Kevin lived most of his
life in a valley (Glendalough) surrounded by the Wicklow Mountains' walls of mica schist.
Kevin Patton has often found himself in the middle
of a huge pile of schist. Or something like that.
Can you believe it?!
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The Feast of St. Kevin is
sometimes called Patten Day in Glendalough.
Patten or Pattern Day is the Irish term for a riotous feast held
in honor of the local patron.
Come on, St. Kevin's
Day called Patten Day in St. Kevin's own hometown --just try to deny that there's
a connection with Kevin Patton!
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 The
Cross of St. Kevin at Glendalough (click
on the thumbnail to the right) is the
only major example of a celtic cross that is incompletely opened.
Nearly all celtic crosses are OPEN rings on a simple cross (see
the smaller cross to the right, in the background)
but St. Kevin's Cross has a ring that has not been completely opened.
Kevin Patton has many incomplete works sitting on
his shelf (and in the garage and in the basement and in the lab and . . .).
This is getting spookier and
spookier!
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When a beautiful, naked woman
tried to seduce St. Kevin, he threw her into the lake
Well, here the parallels stop. Kevin Patton would never be so
rude!
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